Not in any particular order:
Kona Ironman
Las Vegas 70.3 Championship
White River 50 mile trail run
Western States 100 mile trail run
Go to Australia and stay for at least four weeks
Do a full Ironman distance race in Australia
Have own CrossFit gym (I'm trying to think of a name already)
Have CrossFit Certification in:
*Level 1 Trainer
*Endurance
*Kettlebell
*Movement and Mobility
*Gymnastics
*Olympic Lifting